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Housewife night was awesome everyone should do it. Dress up. Bake. Drink some piña coladas. Watch a rom com. Dance to Will Smith.

Housewife night was awesome everyone should do it. Dress up. Bake. Drink some piña coladas. Watch a rom com. Dance to Will Smith.

filthypolak:

Indiana Jones and the Theft of Archaeological Artifacts of Great Cultural Significance from the Peoples (of Color) to Which they Rightly Belong

givealittleheartandsoul:

I. WANT. MY. PACKAGE. @taylorhansonmusic #hanson #anthem #grrr

givealittleheartandsoul:

I. WANT. MY. PACKAGE. @taylorhansonmusic #hanson #anthem #grrr

my parents are having more fun than me this saturday night.

I absolutely can not be late for things, like appointments. I make a point to be anywhere I’m schedule fifteen minutes before hand, and right now my father is making me late for a car appointment and I’m getting super anxious. It took me 19 years to realize I hate being late.

She’s a better cuddle buddy than any boy ever.

She’s a better cuddle buddy than any boy ever.

She likes watching Heroes with me

She likes watching Heroes with me

zfitzgerald:

I’m a nerd, but not in the useful “you’ll all be working for me one day when I invent jet packs” way. I’m a nerd in the “I have very strong opinions about history and literature and will yell them at you if you give me even the slightest opportunity” way. And that one does not pay well.

praises:

endxer:

praises:

why aren’t there synonyms for “me”

because there’s no one else like you

that was surprisingly adorable